At the beginning of summer you went to the closet, pulled out your old swim trunks and they were in horrible shape so you tossed them into the trash then headed out to purchase a new pair. Or you went to Amazon through the link at the top of this page.
Your new swim trunks arrived and they probably consisted of the following:
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| Theory Transition Swim Trunks |
- Cotton/Nylon Blend
- Zip Fly with Draw String Inside
- Front Pockets with back zipper pocket
- Mesh lining
- Imported
- Dry Clean Only
Those items sounds pretty standard in swim trunks.
How would you feel if you got all those options in a pair of swim trunks but they cost $149.00? Well you can. A stately pair of swim trunks from Theory transitions well between beach and beyond; features a shorter leg to maximized sunlight. Available at Bloomingdales.
What guy in their right mind that doesn't have the last name Romney would buy a $149.00 pair of swim trunks? Who is this guy? He has to be out there because there available, resulting in the there being a market for these overly priced swim trunks.
If you have the capital to spend $149.00 on swim trunks you have missed something very important in life and it's called sensability. Not nocking Bloomingdales, but really! You'll wear them for 3-4 months out of the year... unless you live in Arizona.
Here's a link that can help you. I promise you can get new swim clothes for a family of six for what you would pay for one pair of the swim trunks mentioned above. You're welcome.
