Dumbing Down America; the Finish Line

Other countries laugh at us because of our goverment... our constitution... our inability to get away from foriegn oil... our political infighting... and our ability to mortgage our economic future with the lowest ROI known to mankind. But what I'm about to share with you puts us over the finish line in the race to make ourselves the laughing stock of the world.

Ladies and gentlemen I introduce to you...

here comes honey boo boo, afterthelevels.com, cory blaze, TLC

Your eyes are not deceiving you. This is Here Comes Honey Boo Boo the latest reality TV show for the TLC network. I'll explain to you what the show is about so you won't have to watch it (trust me I doing you a favor). It's a reality show about the life of a six year old pageant winner. Guess which pageant she won... Toddler and Tiaras, of course. So this is a spin off show from the producers of Toddlers and Tiaras also on the TLC network. Shocker.

here comes honey boo boo, afterthelevels.com, cory blaze, TLCWe have officially crossed the finish line in the race to dumbing down America. What the hell can a six year olds life be like that we'd want to watch a TV show about it. Well, TLC has put their best foot forward for this one folks.

This six year old, named Honey Boo Boo, lives in the backwoods of some hillbilly town with her hillbilly parents and siblings. They talk about couponin', glitzy pig shopping and using paint remover to remove the crust off the neck of her morbidly obese mother. (No I'm not making this up).



TLC stands for The Learning Channel... what the hell are we learning from this abortion they call television programming? Really TLC!

What's next, Go Find Honey Boo Boo? I've got the plot for you already... Honey Boo Boo goes missing, the authorities question the family but no one has seen her since she allegedly ran off into the woods chasing after the pet pig. Come to find out the father sexually assaulted Honey Boo Boo and made her woman Honey Boo Boo, which turned her into a lesbian shortly after her mother died in a bucket of chicken fat on Sunday afternoon. The fathers attack on Honey Boo Boo was so severe he was forced to chop her 6 year old body into millions of parts and scattered them out in the woods behind their trailer. After the authorizes figure this all out 10 years later the father has already remarried his other daughter and runs off to Mexico to live on a goat farm, where he ends up leaving his daughter-wife for a goat. The End!

Lick it TLC, I just blocked your channel from my cable box you will never have a chance to air this type of programming on any TV's in the Blaze household.

Note to the rest of the word: This is not an accurate portrayal of the American life, this is the opposite of what should be portrayed as American life. But we really haven't given you anything else to go on have we. Try Mythbusters on the Discovery Channel.