The Phoenix Suns Michael Beasley recently revealed to the Arizona Republic he has an obsession with Skittles. Claiming to eat six to seven bags a day in the privacy of his home never snacking on his obsession around the other Phoenix Suns team members.
Skittles, cool. As a fat guy I like Skittles too. Other than the harsh treatment skittles can have on your teeth, can we look at this story for what Beasley is possibly really saying.
Someone piss test this professional athlete. Why does he have an obsession with Skittles because they are the pot heads dream candy, allegedly.
It's obvious that Beasley partakes in the recreational usage of the cannabis, allegedly. Not calling him out in judgement, I'm just thrown by how stupid our Arizona media can be. He's obsessed because he's tokin baby, allegedly! Duh. I ain't mad at the Beas, but tell it like it is man. You chomp skittles cause you get blazed, allegedly, and you don't chomp skittles around the other Phoenix Suns teams members because you're NOT blazed.
No matter how you look at it, two plus two equals four. I'm going out to buy stock in Skittles, because once this story hits the cannabis circuit it's time to roll to the bank. Allegedly.
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