On the White House website there is a petition to pawn Mount Rushmore in South Dakota to the Federal Reserve then buy it back when our nations financials are better.
This is what happens when ghetto ass people have access to the internet.
What two tooth slack jawed reject came up with this idea? And who taught them how to type up a petition? The last I checked you can't really pawn a mountain! Let's call those Pawn Stars fellas and see how much they can talk the government down on the value of Mount Rushmore.
I can hear them now, "It's a great mountain, but not that great. Not many national monument collectors out there these days. I'll give you 60 grand for it. I've got a business to run too". Or maybe we put the mountain in a storage locker, stop paying the storage fee then see how much Barry Weiss will bid for it.
Don't pawn Mount Rushmore. (Never thought I'd have to say that.) Someone in the Washington needs to delete that damn petition off the site, what if the Chinese see it. This is how freedom of speech works against us.
I'm going to put up a petition that requires every red blooded American to read AfterTheLevels blog once a day and spend at least $1 on each of my blog sponsors. If #PawntheMountain petition can make it up there, why not mine?
Source: MSN Money
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