Booze & Botox at the Dentist... I'm in!

Dentist offers Booze and Botox to go along with your Filling. Can life get any better!

Courtsey of MSN.com

No reason going to a dentist should be like pulling teeth. Why not a complimentary glass of bubbly at check-in, or a massage and facial -- a Botox treatment, perhaps -- to go along with that routine cleaning? This is only part of the experience offered by Dr. Patty's Dental Boutique -- yes, boutique -- in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., which operates out of a former spa and is run by cosmetic and restorative dentist April Patterson. While you're in the chair, there is even a concierge on staff - otherwise known as a "Director of Client Happiness" - who will tend to your limo and dinner reservations. Sure makes a root canal seem better.

Michael Jackson in love with Whitney Houston

JACKSON BODYGUARD: 'MICHAEL WAS IN LOVE WITH WHITNEY HOUSTON'

How adorable would those babies would have been. Michael already has amazing kids, but those little chocolate overly talented babies would have ruled the world, no chance for the Smith, as in Will & Jada, family clan (which I believe are the next Jacksons 2.0).

Here's the full story.

Technical Difficulties

Earlier today we experienced a little technical difficulties with the blog, but as you all know, this is all new to me. So bare with us! I'm going at this alone and I'm an idiot. We should be back up and running now.

Check us out on FatGuyRadioShow.com also. Like us on facebook too.

- Cory

Happy Admins Day

Happy Admins Day to all those administrative professionals that have been dealing with what may be the boss from hell. Today is your day. I use to be one of you, so I can feel your pain. I solute you and what you do and mostly what you go through.

If you work for a boss that didn't say anything today, their probably an a-hole anyway. Don't worry, we know how important you are to THEIR success.

Enjoy your day! Happy Administrative Professionals Day!

Beyonce Named Most Beautiful & I Agree

At 30, PEOPLE's 2012 World's Most Beautiful Woman has many accomplishments on her résumé, including being a 16-time Grammy winner, an actress and a style and beauty icon. I could not agree more. Give it up for our girl Beyonce! Whoo Lord, this woman doesn't need a last name... it's just Beyonce. Congrats girl!

Picture Courtesy of People Magazine

Other beauties that made the list under Beyonce, is:

SOFIA VERGARA

CHARLIZE THERON

LILY COLLINS

MADELEINE STOWE

CHRISTINA HENDRICKS

MICHELLE WILLIAMS

and more. 

Listen for more discuss of this on FatGuyRadioShow.com Next Episode Saturday, April 28, 2012. 

Metta World Peace or not

I know its all over the news, Metta World Peace; excuse me... Ron Artest, took a cheep shot at James. Hardin during a Lakers/Thunders game Sunday April 22, 2012. You know what he did and if you don't, what rock are you living under?

Giving a man a concussion can put a man in the hospital, which in my state is a FELANY! This thug brut needs to be made an example of. You cannot allow this to be approved in the eyes of the upcoming NBA player who already thinks "once I get in the NBA its going to be hard work, but the money is hot and I can do what I want". We have bred a society of childish millionaires. I may sound like an old fart, but its the way things are. Unless the commissioner of the NBA, David Stern, steps up and makes an example... we can set ourselves for more foolish random acts of violence from our NBA courts.

You don't hear of anything like this in the Ero league do you? Because if a Ero player threw an elbow like Ron Artest did, they'd be stoned in the town square. Hell, maybe their entire family - children too.

If Ron has gone on record saying he has a mental disorder, a bad child hood, why the hell didn't someone take his crazy screwed up ass and say "maybe the NBA is not a place to be until you have this under control 100%". We all know the game of basketball is physical and trying, why put an admitted unstable person in a high octane sport as the NBA. I'll answer my own question... because it makes money. The reaction to Ron's attack on James Hardin will prove one or two things: One being if one a game or two suspension is handed down the NBA doesn't care about ethics or your children, they care about what is going to draw people out of their homes and into arenas. If they set the example and pull his contract ending his NBA career, it says the NBA will no longer tolerate this kind of behavior from anyone at any time. Physical play is one thing, out right attacks unacceptable.

Don't let this drag out David Stern, get off your ass and make a statement and make it loud!

Let me address the ass-backwards fans that cheered his ass as he left the court after being ejected. What the f*** is wrong with you people? Really! You give him a standing ovation and cheer a man that just injured another maliciously? Don't give me that bull-ess that he didn't see Hardin, he sure as hell felt him touching his left side before he threw the elbow. Then wanted to get indignant when he was challenged on what he did. LA fans... is fine to be passionate about your home team (even though half of you don't even live in LA or any where near California - band wag-goners) but to condone an attack of another human being. James Hardin is not just a basketball player, he's a freaking human being! I don't care how passionate you are about what you do, you never cause harm to a fellow human being. Your mother should of taught you that when you were 3 years old. Hell, I passionate about my radio show as much as the next, but that doesn't give me a right to physically hurt my producer, co-host, or aids. Get over yourself LA fans that cheered, you just showed the world how shallow of a person you are. No wonder other countries laugh at us with the mouths wide open. "Oh look at the silly Americans, when they hurt each other they cheer and high five". There should have been a line outside the ticket office the next day demanding ticket money back because you went to see a basketball game not an MMA fight.

By the by, a blow to the back of the head is illegal in MMA dumb asses. And I know it wasn't all the fans that cheered, but the asshats that gave high fives and cheered are a full disgrace to this country.

Coach Mike Brown, don't get comfortable either. You know what it feels like, just keep those office keys on another key ring. Coach Mike Browns response when asked about Ron Artest "I didn't see it, I don't know what happened". Way to be in control. No wonder your team doesn't respect you and neither does the rest of the NBA. Your job bounces more than the dribbles of a basketball. Stay packed Mike.  Your ass should have been the first to know what the hell YOUR players are doing on the court, hell their's only five of them out there at a time. Court vision! Matter of fact, half of the Lakers on the court were still down around the mayhem. Mike Brown... you saw what happened, you just wanted to save your ass.

Ron Artest, I hope your NBA career is over! Now I'll stand to applaud that decision. Come on commissioner, show us your balls now! (pardon the pun)

You can expect to hear about this on the next FatGuyRadioShow, Saturday April 28.

Leave your comments, I may read them on the air. Or email me directly at coryblaze@fatguyradioshow.com. It's okay to disagree, just be respectful. fatguryadioshow.com

Record Stores... huh?

I asked my 11 year old if he knew what a record store was. He answered "am I supposed to know what a record store is?". He has no clue. Not his fault thought, over the last 10-15 years records stores have become for the collector. If you are looking for that one of a kind hard plastic record for a collection then you would frequent the allusive record store. With the onslot of Amazon MP3 and Itunes, the younger generation will only experiance a record store when they go into the building that use to be a record store but now its an urban coffee shop.

We discussed it on fatguyradioshow.com

Down for the Count

Please excuse my delay in posting, been sick and out of intro weeks. What a way to start my new birth year huh!

On the Next FatGuyRadioShow

Holy cow, do we have a treat planned for ya'll. Look who's coming to the studio!!!

If you heard on the last show, I asked lil D to help me become "black"! I'm already black, but only on the outside. I'm really known as the whitest black guy you'll ever meet. But besides that, I am super stoked to have Classic Empire B Bond and J Blaze (no relation) on the next FatGuyRadioShow. And here is an exclusive; only available here on After the Levels - we may broadcast the show live via JustinTV.

Congratulations, you're the only people that know - the readers of my dumb ass blog.

Check out the show Saturday night April 14. fatguyradioshow.com

Pay TV Costing More... and more!

Here we go again. It's very well documented on my show, FatGuyRadioShow, that I have been dancing with the devil in the pale moon light - the devil being my cable TV provider.

Now, I come across this crazyness! Apple TV here I come. This is ridiculous. I can now put the cable TV providers in the same bucket as the oil companies, they do it because they can or they're very good at pointing the blame to someone else.

Read it for yourself... if you dare.

Device takes 300 steps to Pop a Balloon

This is so cool! (nerd alert! it's okay, i'm a nerd too)

Read the full article here... I'm not retyping all that, I'm just sharing.

Record and Release Ruined My Life

So on my show, FatGuyRadioShow, we would record a show on a Saturday afternoon and it would have a 2-3 day post production process. Well, we have picked up a lot of steam with the show and made an investment in what really mounts up to be some new software.

This new software now allows us to record and release the show on the same day. So now FatGuyRadioShow, aka FGRS, can be heard on Saturday nights. The software communicates with the website and everything.

But this new software has ruined my life, because now I have nothing to keep my time on Monday and Tuesday nights. On a normal basis, I would leave my numbers job, go straight to the studio, grab the external drive that has the show recorded on it, take it home and work on editing the show from home. Now, that's not needed. Because an hour after we record the show, this magical system goes to work and releases the show to the world in a matter of one hour. Not only that, coming soon the show will be streamed live on Stitcher Radio. My life is over!

I guess what I need to do now, is find something to fill the new downtime of my Mondays and Tuesdays.

This really isn't a bad thing, it's just a new thing.

Think Like A Man

I think I'm all in on this film. Even though the film contains some actors that annoy men, I think there is enough NBA in it that I may be able to stomach it. We'll see. Trust this, I'll report back if it blows.

Courtsey of YahooMovies

But the greatest reason why I want to see it.. my girl Taraji P. Henson. Ohh, this woman can do no wrong according to your boy, Cory. She has got it all. Spunk, attitude, and the ability to handle her own. Now ofcourse I can only base my perception by her films, however some of her personal interviews display the same. One day, I just want to shake her hand and give her a hug. Taraji P. Henson, get at me girl! Halla.

New Show Posted On FatGuyRadioShow.com

New show available now on FatGuyRadioShow.com | Mission Medication | This is a good one.

Thanks,

Cory

Levi Johnston Knocks Up Another

Here we go again with this jaggaloon. How long is the bulb in this dudes spotlight going to last?

TMZ.com reports

Levi Johnston's sperm have come home to roost -- again. The 21-year-old stud has up and got another babe pregnant out of wedlock, TMZ is reporting. She's Sunny Oglesby, a 20-year-old teacher from you know where - Wasilla, Alaska. The couple has been dating for just over a year, and she's said to be fewer than three months along in her pregnancy, sources tell TMZ. This means little Tripp Palin, the child he had with his ex-fiance Bristol Palin, could have a half-brother or sister on the way. (Or both!) No response yet from Bristol, who in her 2011 memoir wrote that bad boy Levi cheated on her constantly.

Yippee, this hippie has banged another girl and now she's reportedly pregnant. Who gives a s%$*? Really! Does the timing of this report have anything to do with his yenta-fied ex-mother-in-law anchoring a morning show? Maybe there's a collation. I can't figure out why I'm even posting on this BS. Hey, my cousin is pregnant after my other cousin had her baby 3 years ago. There's a story with the same weight.

I guess the only conclusion I can draw is Levi's da man, I ain't mad at him. If I had those homegrown boyish looks I bang everything too.

Remember PlayGirl ladies? | enter swoons here | You know you like that massive Alaskan frozen popsicle lovin Levi has hunkered down in those camouflage jumpsuits. You can just hear the moose calls can't you.

Get over yourselves. Next!

Ever Wonder?

FatGuyRadioShow.com - Have a listen!

Burger King Commercials

Burger King has kicked it into high gear with new menu items (that mirror McDonalds and Starbucks) and a few new commercials. My favorite is the Mary J Blige commercial, lease favorite - Jay Leno. Makes me want to hit Burger King up the next time I'm in the mood for some burgers.

Check them out here on AftertheLevels








Now for my producer..

Source: BurgerKing.com

Pink Slime... isn't It Our Fault

Most people have been up in arms about the mysterious pink slime found at McDonald's and many major food store chains. But my question is... isn't this our fault?

For years now we have been crying "lower prices, lower prices" and "I want a bargain", but along with lowered prices and bargains comes the payoff of lower quality. The main way to have cheaper overhead which entail is passed along to customers (us), companies seek out scientific ways to make more for less - in turn giving the customers what they want, lower prices, while maintaining the overhead cost of operating a food business in the United States.

When the quest to find a way to lower prices while maintaining overhead is found, the scientist in a lab say "we can use this product, subtract x from z to maintain y". Resulting in pink slime in our meat. It's just smart business and smarter science.
Go to the grocery store, pick up a package of natural ground beef and look at the price. It's 78% more than the bargain stuff. Why? Because the farmer had to raise the cow, feed the cow the greatest products, kill it, ground it, and sell it to a supplier. Would you consider that cheep work? From the smell alone of some cow farms, I would charge you more.

Look at it from the other perspective. No farmer involved, but a pimpled faced over educated guy in a white coat takes some of the left over unwanted pieces of beef, subtracts and adds glowing liquid, paints on a color to resemble beef, sales it to a supplier and we eat it. Very much cheaper. Ta-da!

See. Less work, lowered cost which gives you lower prices and companies higher quantity. So who's fault is it? If we didn't live in a world where everything is "microwavable" we'd most likely wouldn't come across these issues of eating a "beaker created" product.

I remember the stories of my grandmother from back in the day, where the morning eggs came from the chicken coop. And the same chicken that laid the eggs that morning was later beheaded and deep fried. My family is from Louisiana (grandmother and grandfather) and they lived off the land. Everything was organic back in those days. If you didn't grow it, churn it or kill it - you didn't eat it. But also back in those days it was okay to have colored people growing, churning and killing.

So I say, when we freak out over something like "pink slime" really look at the whole picture and ask yourself - am I the reason it exist? You cheap bastard!